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Surah Al-Anbiya, Verse 35:
كُلُّ نَفْسٍ ذَائِقَةُ الْمَوْتِ وَنَبْلُوكُم بِالشَّرِّ وَالْخَيْرِ فِتْنَةً وَإِلَيْنَا تُرْجَعُونَ
Every soul must taste of death and We try you by evil and good by way of probation; and to Us you shall be brought back.
(English - Shakir)
via iQuran
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Thought I’d share for those who didn’t take the time to see these amazing pieces of genius :P
These are actually really funny XD
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Do it.
I’ll put it in my fucking will.
If *name* fails to come to my funeral dressed as the Grim Reaper, standing there silently throughout the service, she is to be relieved of her portion of the above inheritance.